Aye, this is FACE
I'm the best rapper of the last 1000 years
I'm better than 2PAC, Biggie, Eminem, Kendrick, J Cole, your father and even Lil Pump, esketit!
*distorted audio*
Wow, that is a lot of claims there, fucking Willy Wonka.
[Intro Music]
Hello, Blazers, NFKRZ here
How are you guys doing today? Welcome to a brand new video.
Today, guys, we have a beautiful video about Russian culture. Now, all you guys know who Lil Pump is, right? Absolute legend.
*Lil Pump repeatedly saying esketit*
You can say whatever you think of Lil Pump,
he might be the biggest genius of our generation, who, uh, you know, provides the most genius lyrical content out there, currently in the rap game.
It doesn't matter how you look at Lil Pump, he can make some banger tracks,
and he is a cultural phenomenon.
I mean, who would have known that kids with mental retardation could come up to something?
What if I told you guys that,
one of the most popular rappers in the game right now in Russia,
is the Russian version of Lil Pump?
I want you guys to meet the new rap legend that is emerging in Russia,
his name is FACE.
19 year-old man, has face tattoos, really loves saying "esketit'.
*FACE repeatedly saying esketit*
Loves wearing Gucci a lot and says a lot of stuff about "Gucci Gang".
"Gucci Gang, Gucci Squad"
Never heard that one before, am I right?
"Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang"
He also likes to say "Ouu" a lot, you know.
*FACE saying "Ouu"*
Once again, guys, I have never, ever heard that before.
No mentally retarded rapper before him has ever said that.
"Movin' them bricks out the bando like Ouu, movin' them bricks out the bando like Ouu"
I know what my Russian fans and my Russian subscribers are probably thinking right now,
probably, this is their reaction currently, to me, actually making this video on FACE.
*squeaker screams in Russian*
Don't you guys fret, okay? I am not the biggest fan of FACE, and I am not the biggest fan of Lil Pump. However,
I think that both of them are real culture icons right now.
They show off the development of our society.
So, the first song we want to look at is called "FACE - Burger".
Aye, this is FACE
I'm the best rapper of the last 1000 years
I'm better than 2PAC, Biggie, Eminem, Knedrick, J Cole, your father and even Lil Pump, esketit!
It's pretty obvious how this song is ironic, but, that intro, I mean,
it gets some people heated, because,
if you look at the like/dislike ratio on this video, I mean you can't really see the hate,
*puts on sunglasses* Through Gucci lenses, am I right?
Perhaps, this should be my rap identity.
What would my rap name be?
Probably Lil Vodka.
Sounds pretty good. I mean, we got people like Lil Xan,
so Lil Vodka actually sounds pretty decent.
I know that Vodka was technically Dylan Klebold's name,
but, I'm gonna just ignore that.
So that hook you're hearing, guys,
is basically half of the fucking song.
It's just repeating the same shit,
really resembling of Lil Pump, obviously,
because, actually, that's what Lil Pump does for half of his songs, just repeating the same cancer.
"D Rose, D Rose, D Rose, D Rose, D Rose, D Rose, D Rose (D Rose)
Like, honestly, I have a shitton of friends who are saying: "Yes, FACE is a fucking retard,
I don't like him in the slightest,
but this song,
it's catchy as shit."
And that's exactly what he's aiming for!
The lyrics are flat out genius.
And the beat on this song, I mean, you gotta agree, bruh, you gotta agree,
it's banging.
*Roman loses his shit*
So, you know, 7.9 million views,
that's, like, amazing for a music video from a Russian rapper.
Now, let's move on to some other songs which are quite genius, in my opinion.
Yeah, guys,
Sounds familiar at all?
Sounds familiar to you?
This song is like a weird mix between Lil Pump's "Boss",
"Yeah, I came in with the sauce, Ouu"
Like, the sounds used in the beat itself are pretty much identical.
And, you know, the whole "Ouu, Ouu" is like "Flex Like Ouu", obviously.
Now, this song, in particular,
all my American viewers,
I am sure you're gonna very, very much like, because
the lyrics on this one are just-
they're fucking insane.
The song title roughly translates as "I drop the West".
Let's check out the lyrics together, I am sure you guys are gonna love it.
So, yeah, guys,
I'm very sorry if FACE, the Russian rapper, the Lil Pump copycat,
is the one to cause World War III,
with his lyrics.
Because, he, not only claimed to fuck the wife of Mister Obama,
and, he destroyed the Obama administration in this song.
He also said that Ivanka Trump,
Trump's daughter,
sucked his dick.
I'm sorry, but, it seems like
it's not Kim Jong-Un,
who's gonna cause the next fucking nuclear fallout.
It's actually FACE.
It's pretty depressing, honestly.
Those are like 2 of his most popular songs,
but I think one song that gets not a lot of recognition
is actually pretty genius. It's a song called "Dick Pic".
That's the actual title of the song, by the way.
I mean, come on, guys, this just has to be ironic.
And the problem with FACE is that,
I personally am not a fan of his music,
like, I won't listen to this shit all day but,
if I was at a house party or something, and if I'm drunk as fuck,
I'd put on "Going to the Gucci store in Saint Petersburg"
and that shit gets me lit.
I'm not gonna lie.
And I'm not the type of dude to say,
that all rap songs should be "I'm a lyrical, spiritual, miracle, individual"
*complete nonsense*
But, just listen further to what he says in his song, it's pretty genius.
Yeah, guys. Honestly,
it pisses me off,
a lot of people don't realize that, FACE-
a lot of his music is ironic,
especially this song. I mean,
if you listen to this song, nobody-
it doesn't matter, even if they're Lil Pump level retarded,
nobody would write this not being ironic, okay?
So, we just established that FACE is being ironic: it's pretty good.
Actually, the funniest thing about this is that this kind of shows us the difference between American and Russian society,
for example,
if you look at Lil Pump's music video, uh, you know, ratings,
it has almost no dislikes.
When you look at FACE'S music video ratings,
the dislikes are, like, fucking overbearing.
It's like Russians have not still adapted to complete braindead levels of rap, you know what I mean?
Don't get me wrong, this guy has a lot of fans in Russia and also around the entire country, but,
it kind of shows that Russian society's still a bit hesitant to, uh,
accept the genius of "Esketit" in its vocabulary.
I've made something genius recently,
that I have only shown to a couple of my friends,
but everybody was like: "Dude, this is the shit."
Practically, I made a FACE parody song.
Uh, I made a beat myself,
and I made the lyrics myself.
And, it's something, you know.
Basically, the entire deal of the hook is that,
there's this, like, huge pop singer in Russia,
who's called Leps, uh, Grigory Leps.
He's pretty popular, and he's very famous for always wearing a sort of, you know, round, kind of glasses.
So I have a couple of lines about the round glasses.
This, by the way, is going to be my look, for being the new big rapper, Lil Vodka, as I've said guys. It sounds pretty good to me.
But what I did for the song is that I basically ripped off the entire song's structure.
It was pretty fun to make, and a lot of people enjoyed it, so, you know, whatever.
I just made this, like, pretty simple beat right here, it's just-
it's just literally piano, some kicks there, and a bass, and that's all there is to it.
The whole idea was to basically rip off the "Burger" song.
*Roman shows us his beat*
So yeah, guys, I hope you did enjoy this little excursion into Russian culture today that I have prepared for you.
So, for the rest of this video, I am going to play the song that I made, I'm gonna, you know, put some English subtitles on it,
and, of course, I'm going to do it to hit 10-minute ad revenue.
But yeah, hope you guys did enjoy today's video, thank you so much for watching and enjoy my terrible creation.
It's ironic, don't fucking rape me and don't say: "NFKRZ, you suck dick.", okay? Thank you.